Talk:Middle Earth/Shelob

it is entirely unreasonable to assert here that this is a good nickname for Condoleeza Rice? I've always thought of Bush as Gollum...

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Not unreasonable at all. I've always thought of Clinton as Priapus.

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Fair enough, as there's apparently no sex in Middle Earth.

Al Gore as Saruman? Nader as Treebeard?

The possibilities are endless...